The Stadtstaat of Saarre is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalgouverneur with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.471 billion Saarländers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrücken. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saarrean economy, worth 872 trillion Mark von Saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,977 Mark von Saars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saarre's national animal is the Sheepdog Catalan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Religious Practice.

Saarre is ranked 90,196^th in the world and 5^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Populations, with 8.47 billion capita.