The Theocracy of Sachi is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Enoch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and fear of technology. The cynical, devout population of 6.464 billion Sachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sachian economy, worth 665 trillion Ethers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,952 Ethers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
It is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Enoch to meetings with foreign heads of state, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, and it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sachi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sachi is ranked 326,016th in the world and 9th in Number for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Sachi, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive.
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Sachi, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
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Sachi, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Enoch to meetings with foreign heads of state.
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Sachi, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
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Sachi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
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Sachi, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species.
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Sachi, the economy is green and the air is black.
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Sachi, there's a bright dawn ahead for Sachi.
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Sachi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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Sachi, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.






































