The Kingdom of Saexeland and Gymbria is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 167 million Saexons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Saexishe economy, worth 4.69 trillion shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,091 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, all recreational drugs are legal, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saexeland and Gymbria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saexeland and Gymbria is ranked 232,155^th in the world and 1,014^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.