The Holy Empire of Saint Joseph Terror of Demons is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 3.851 billion Josephites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazareth. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Josephite economy, worth 256 trillion Lillies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,658 Lillies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, students select colleges based on wi-fi quality, and the last thing Josephite soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime is totally unknown. Saint Joseph Terror of Demons's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Joseph Terror of Demons is ranked 36,288^th in the world and 7^th in Catholic Art Gallery for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,400.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.