The Federation of Salorima is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Chrysaora fuscescens with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.916 billion Salorimen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Umbria. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Saloriman economy, worth 278 trillion cones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,152 cones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salorima's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Salorima is ranked 15,535^th in the world and 967^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,983.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.