The Head MAAid of Sambyotic is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 3.051 billion Maids are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish a Maid economy, worth 65.7 trillion well-used brooms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,540 well-used brooms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sambyotic's national animal is the Dust Bunny.

Sambyotic is ranked 104,602^nd in the world and 4^th in Augustin Alliance for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.55 on the Bus Surprisal Index.