The Probably Not Around of Samudera is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Justuva Susanto with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.267 billion Samuderans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhinneka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Samuderan economy, worth a remarkable 4,499 trillion kamasans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 294,697 kamasans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Samuderans's kindness, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samudera's national animal is the dwarf kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirati Syncretism.

Samudera is ranked 403^rd in the world and 1^st in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 208.67 law-abiding acts per hour.