The Federal Crowned Republics of San Fernando Valley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord President Henry IV with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.046 billion Californians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reznor. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Californian economy, worth a remarkable 3,881 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,036 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown. San Fernando Valley's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Fernando Valley is ranked 10,863^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Phoenix Concordat for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 410.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.