The Bread-Eater's Society of Sandwichs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Sandwich Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.098 billion Maker-of-Sandwichs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Wheat Bread. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sandwich-Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion breads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,692 breads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandwichs's national animal is the tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sandwichs is ranked 5,874^th in the world and 1^st in The Creeds for Highest Food Quality, scoring 195.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.