The Grand Duchy of Sapticrityland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 982 million Sapticritylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Citadel. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapticritylandian economy, worth 120 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,742 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Citadel's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, treason is relative, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and the official Sapticritylandian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapticrityland's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sapticrityland is ranked 43,620^th in the world and 125^th in Council of Asia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.91 percentage of bribes refused.