The Republic of Sargeras is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 2.572 billion Sargerasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Sargerasian economy, worth 269 trillion doubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,807 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Ill and injured visitors in Sargeras have to walk it off until they return home, the government spends millions of doubloons every year prosecuting spammers, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sargeras's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Sargeras is ranked 199,627th in the world and 4th in The Burning Legion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sargeras was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Sargeras, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
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Sargeras, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
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Sargeras, the government spends millions of doubloons every year prosecuting spammers.
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Sargeras, ill and injured visitors in Sargeras have to walk it off until they return home.
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Sargeras, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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Sargeras was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Sargeras, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.
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Sargeras, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
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Sargeras, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.




























