The Sultanate of Sasts-Germain is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 115 million Germainics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The strong Sasts-Germainian economy, worth 7.15 trillion licscoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,139 licscoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and Sasts-Germainian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sasts-Germain's national animal is the Sallygaoter.

Sasts-Germain is ranked 226,104^th in the world and 348^th in Edoca for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 258.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.