The United States of Sense makers is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by your local mailman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.77 billion Sense makers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yes. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sense makersian economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion Potatoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,538 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, interest in globalism never flags, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Cossack sacrifices, and Your local mailman's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sense makers's national animal is the Cossack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sense makers is ranked 5,186^th in the world and 2^nd in The Azure Archipelago for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 81.16 on the Kitten Softness Rating.