The World Super Power of TitanShen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor of Mankind with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.832 billion Titans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nawfok. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient TitanShenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,184 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 432,963 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TitanShen's national animal is the Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gang.

TitanShen is ranked 69,423^rd in the world and 2^nd in ACA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.15 law-abiding acts per hour.