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Most Primitive: 580thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,050th
The Purple Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Blessed Be
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Serrine

Population1.3 billion

CapitalChrono
LeaderGrandfather Time
FaithVioletism

Currencybone
Animalserpent

The Purple Kingdom of Serrine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grandfather Time with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.3 billion Serrineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chrono. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The powerhouse Serrinean economy, worth 106 trillion bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,727 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Life no longer finds a way, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Serrine, and homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Serrine's national animal is the serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Serrine is ranked 5,189th in the world and 1st in The Eye of Terror for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 17 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 580thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,050thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,189thMost Devout: 7,593rdFattest Citizens: 7,775thMost Cultured: 8,767thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,768thLargest Retail Industry: 10,056thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,814thTop
10%
Highest Crime Rates: 29,759th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Serrine.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, life no longer finds a way.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, you can't spell society without CIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Serrine, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Serrineans's kindness.

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