The Voivodeship and Hospóda of Settomburg is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Felix with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.823 billion Settomburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The strong Settomburgian economy, worth 643 trillion Sovereigns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,148 Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Felix has won three lotteries in a row, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels, and a third of Settomburgians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Settomburg's national animal is the Eagle.

Settomburg is ranked 217,757^th in the world and 4^th in Moldavia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.