The Empire of Severoslovansk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Edvard Stepkovic with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.22 billion Severoslovans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darčo. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Severoslovan economy, worth 110 trillion Slovan Došs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,502 Slovan Došs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Slovan Došs to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severoslovansk's national animal is the Slovan Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Solavism.

Severoslovansk is ranked 290,787^th in the world and 63^rd in Kerbals of the North for Least Corrupt Governments, with 79.18 percentage of bribes refused.