The Republic of Siakha is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 78 million Siakhanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Siakhanese economy, worth 4.20 trillion Kals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 53,859 Kals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,643 per year while the poor average 10,986, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is moderate. Siakha's national animal is the Banded Linsang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siakha is ranked 265,215^th in the world and 126^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.