The Kingdom of Sitakhtar is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 382 million Sitakhtarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Sitakhtarian economy, worth 23.1 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,449 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,094 per year while the poor average 9,924, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Crime is moderate. Sitakhtar's national animal is the Elephant , which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sitakhtar is ranked 136,880^th in the world and 9^th in Elysion for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,992.19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.