The Federation of Slavea is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.061 billion Slaveans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Slavean economy, worth 586 trillion poles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,690 poles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,345 per year while the poor average 17,057, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, genetic researchers have been expelled, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slavea's national animal is the tarpan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Slavea is ranked 239,862^nd in the world and 144^th in The Eighth Closet for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,057.58 Standard Monetary Units.