The United Federation of Slokais Islands is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Joseph Chavez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.295 billion Slokaisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Liverpool. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Slokais Islander economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion markons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,546 markons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, bug burgers are extra crunchy, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, and clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slokais Islands's national animal is the Red Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slokais Islands is ranked 302,850^th in the world and 50^th in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 4.07 Obesity Rate.