The Exalted Kingdom of Slywolfe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 37.363 billion Slywolfeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galagis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slywolfean economy, worth a remarkable 5,607 trillion Gold Omegan Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 150,092 Gold Omegan Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 502,561 per year while the poor average 33,304, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and conspiracy theorists allege Galagis's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Slywolfe's national animal is the griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slywolfe is ranked 310,014^th in the world and 3,183^rd in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -18.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.