The Dejutra da Eghenakentehi of Soantrias is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Isíe da Ayu with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.438 billion Dejutrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melå da Botaide. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dejutran economy, worth 844 trillion Veydsida Latneihatsikes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,353 Veydsida Latneihatsikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown. Soantrias's national animal is the Hintsatmigh Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dlheihísm-Angyosism.

Soantrias is ranked 288,172^nd in the world and 169^th in Declansburg for Fattest Citizens, with 5.77 Obesity Rate.