Population | 5.653 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | giraffe |
The Republic of Socialist test 92 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.653 billion Socialist test 92ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 92ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,921 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All industry is owned and run by the government, billions of lire are spent to take high-quality photos of the Giraffe Nebula, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 92's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Socialist test 92 is ranked 283,614th in the world and 10,837th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist test 92 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, Highest Poor Incomes, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Socialist test 92 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, billions of lire are spent to take high-quality photos of the Giraffe Nebula.
- : Socialist test 92 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, all industry is owned and run by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 92, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.