The Dominion of Albend is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 583 million Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albendopolis. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Albanian economy, worth 53.5 trillion harps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,726 harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albend's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albend is ranked 57,520^th in the world and 1,400^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 100.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.