The Holy Empire's Protectorate of Sorcery is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Regency Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.669 billion Sorcerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirlodim Taoul. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sorcerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,483 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Sorcerian news, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and all you have to do is pray to get into Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorcery's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ipeonic imperial cult.

Sorcery is ranked 5,541^st in the world and 5^th in Sky Haven for Most Developed, scoring 94.03 on the Human Development Index.