The Freest Congolese Conflux of Tatalia-Nkisi is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Mankisi Na'sinka Bosem'bo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.335 billion Tatalia-Nkisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ma'bansa N'kisi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tatalia-Nkisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,087 trillion B'o'meng | ཡོ་བྱདs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,699 B'o'meng | ཡོ་བྱདs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, and when it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain. Crime is totally unknown. Tatalia-Nkisi's national animal is the M'o'bolko | བྱ་ངང, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is N'kisi | ས་ནི་ཀི་སི།.

Tatalia-Nkisi is ranked 306,071^st in the world and 25^th in Sky Haven for Fattest Citizens, with 2.28 Obesity Rate.