The Queendom of South Usea is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 743 million Useans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurelia. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Usean economy, worth 99.0 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,307 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, South Usea recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, and tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Usea's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

South Usea is ranked 92,464^th in the world and 338^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Black Market, with 2.97 trillion Standard Monetary Units.