The Confederacy of Southern lamorestan is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 93 million Southern lamorestanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Southern lamorestanian economy, worth 3.59 trillion Silver Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,638 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls often attend the same schools as their children, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, emperors are sacrificed to Violet to save on postage, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern lamorestan's national animal is the Killer Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Southern lamorestan is ranked 300,996^th in the world and 6^th in OOK OOK for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -48.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.