The Republic of Southern Slopes is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.719 billion Southern Slopesians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Southern Slopesian economy, worth 72.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,985 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Southern Slopes's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Southern Slopes is ranked 135,258^th in the world and 2^nd in Nationstates Ski Resort for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 105.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.