The ☭Transbian Communist Empire☭ of Soviet Onion I is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ☭ Vladimir Lenin ☭ with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.454 billion ☭Transbian Communist onioner ☭s are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ☭ Leningrad ☭. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ☭Transbian Communist Soviet Onionier ☭ economy, worth 569 trillion ☭ Sapphic Rubel ☭s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,223 ☭ Sapphic Rubel ☭s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Onion I's national animal is the ☭Lesbian Bear ☭, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ☭ Soveitinity ☭.

Soviet Onion I is ranked 12,329^th in the world and 27^th in Europeia for Largest Black Market, with 385 trillion Standard Monetary Units.