The Raj of Spexico is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty The Rajah with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.114 billion Spexicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spexican economy, worth an astonishing 18,997 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 700,645 Shillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, protestors are soaking piles of Shillings in blood to make a point about government incomes, the government is flooded with compensation requests, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spexico's national animal is the Rhinoceros Hornbill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sousnism.

Spexico is ranked 331,441^st in the world and 2^nd in The Confederation for Nicest Citizens, with 0.1 average smiles per day.