The Holy Regency of Vichtander is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Regency Synod with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.87 billion Vichtricians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallanrìgh. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vichtrician economy, worth a remarkable 4,259 trillion VDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,516 VDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and calling The Regency Synod a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vichtander's national animal is the Highland Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is North American Orthodox Church.

Vichtander is ranked 106,306^th in the world and 1^st in The Confederation for Highest Drug Use, scoring 164.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.