The Countryball of Squarelandiaball is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tom Fizzergill with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.1 billion Squarelandiaballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novifindi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Squarelandiaballian economy, worth 281 trillion Squarelandian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,494 Squarelandian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is relatively low. Squarelandiaball's national animal is the square, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Squarism.

Squarelandiaball is ranked 252,750^th in the world and 13^th in Squareworld for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.