The Principality of St Georges Island is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Sir Humphrey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 776 million St Georges Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient St Georges Islandian economy, worth 87.9 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 113,252 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 562,618 per year while the poor average 12,896, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, the nation refuses to provide international aid, the sick are forced to play medicine lotteries to survive, and the election for Sir Humphrey's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Georges Island's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

St Georges Island is ranked 300,772^nd in the world and 4^th in Bureaucracy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.