The Holy White Zombie land of Stabby Stabby is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.438 billion Stabby Stabbyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stabbyvilla. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stabby Stabbyian economy, worth 461 trillion Sigmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,271 Sigmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Stabby Stabby's national animal is the Scramming hairy armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stabby Stabby is ranked 78,221^st in the world and 630^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,817.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.