The Republic of StabGPT is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning malicious hawk population. The cynical population of 6.22 billion StabGPTians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient StabGPTian economy, worth 233 trillion malicious rubledollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,509 malicious rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StabGPT's national animal is the malicious hawk.

StabGPT is ranked 91,201^st in the world and 1^st in Middle eastern union for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.