The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 204 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 6.797 billion Starlight Glimmer 204ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The Starlight Glimmer 204ian economy, worth 390 trillion bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,459 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 204's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 204 is ranked 162,263^rd in the world and 7,334^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.95 law-abiding acts per hour.