
| Population | 9.793 billion |
| Capital | Ticket Office |
| Leader | Hachiman |
| Faith | Gaia |
| Currency | rail |
| Animal | octopus |
The Transit nexus of Station 8 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hachiman with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.793 billion Ocastrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ticket Office. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ocastran economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion rails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,086 rails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, foreigners "adopt" rotund octopuses to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries, and elections demand a proportionate response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Station 8's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaia.
Station 8 is ranked 115,841st in the world and 77th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,597.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Station 8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Station 8 lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
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Station 8, elections demand a proportionate response.
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Station 8, foreigners "adopt" rotund octopuses to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries.
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Station 8, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
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Station 8, doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers.
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Station 8, weather reports simply advise Ocastrans to 'look outside'.
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Station 8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Smartest Citizens.
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Station 8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Station 8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Retail Industry.









































