The Volunteer Army of Statosnat is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alexei Navalshoskatov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.907 billion Statosnatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Statosnatian economy, worth 232 trillion Statswerks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,915 Statswerks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A light breeze is enough to make Alexei Navalshoskatov fold, the new hit series "Statosnat's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statosnat's national animal is the Parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Statosnat is ranked 20,135^th in the world and 65^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.