The Commonwealth of Stendania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cait Stendan with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.765 billion Stendanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celiapolis. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Stendanian economy, worth 265 trillion Caitrianas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,193 Caitrianas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, "The Pride of the Stendanian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and Stendania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stendania's national animal is the Bantha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Stendania is ranked 4,088^th in the world and 7^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Safest, scoring 131.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.