The Democratic States of Stevania is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The President of Stevania with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 893 million Stevanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninoy Aquino City. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Stevanian economy, worth 58.5 trillion Peseuros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,508 Peseuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, The President of Stevania is famed for giving great back rubs, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and foreign leaders who don't applaud The President of Stevania's speeches are regarded as enemies of Stevania. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevania's national animal is the Blue Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Stevania is ranked 52,682^nd in the world and 379^th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 42.81 quips per hour.