The Holy Empire of STEVEN KWAN is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The cynical population of 100 million STEVEN KWANians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient STEVEN KWANian economy, worth 3.28 trillion GUARDS BUCKS a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,814 GUARDS BUCKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. STEVEN KWAN's national animal is the GUARDIAN.

STEVEN KWAN is ranked 138,800^th in the world and 1,230^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 67.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.