The Republic of Straight Ally is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.741 billion Straight Allyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The Straight Allyian economy, worth 157 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,301 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Straight Ally's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Straight Ally is ranked 199,021^st in the world and 8^th in Atlanticana for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.