The People's Republic of Sugoslavija is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.19 billion Sugoslavijans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sugoslavijan economy, worth 15.2 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 6,961 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sugoslavija's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sugoslavija is ranked 287,844^th in the world and 1^st in Slavic Balkan Treaty Organization for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.