The Republic of Suttonia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.222 billion Suttonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Suttonian economy, worth 44.8 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,699 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suttonia's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suttonia is ranked 103,080^th in the world and 1,588^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 82.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.