The Liberal Federal of Sylvir is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Parliament of Sylvir with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.254 billion Sylvirien have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamaneko and Yokoshima. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvanon economy, worth 884 trillion Rins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,629 Rins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, women across the country are tying the knot, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with The Great Parliament of Sylvir, and most citizens in Sylvir are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Sylvir's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Sylvir is ranked 218,874^th in the world and 3^rd in Alstroemeria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.