The Empire of Tabzorb is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 861 million Tabzorbians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Tabzorbian economy, worth 23.0 trillion Nutzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 26,693 Nutzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Tabzorbians any less frightened, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tabzorb's national animal is the The Orb.

Tabzorb is ranked 133,113^th in the world and 17^th in The Planet Renooth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 758.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.