The Sprawling Dominion of Tappee is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Abigail York with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 50.517 billion Tappeeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grathmoras. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tappeean economy, worth an astonishing 18,497 trillion electronic tappeens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 366,170 electronic tappeens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,962,885 per year while the poor average 35,706, a ratio of 55.0 to 1.

Feuding neighbours measure each other's lawns with a ruler to check for infringements, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, and commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tappee's national animal is the Trazyuk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manichaesim.

Tappee is ranked 27,690^th in the world and 1^st in Calnuxia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,215.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.