The Torüdghesi of Tatarskstan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Dosturyoh with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.987 billion Tatare are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sakhontor Administrative Capital. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tatare economy, worth 564 trillion Dals Ⰴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,618 Dals Ⰴs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tatarskstan's national animal is the Golden Goshawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ortanriya.

Tatarskstan is ranked 33,992^nd in the world and 18^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.34 law-abiding acts per hour.